08 December, 2005

Where WERE you last night?

For some reason, this joke email I received today reminded me of something that happened last night (none of your damn business). Of course, the obvious question is, "Why didn't the spouse call to say so?" That, it seems, would be the socially acceptable and courteous thing to do. It's a slight chuckler, nonetheless.


On Friendship between Women:

A Woman did not come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.

On Friendship between Men:

A man did not come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.


Love it!
Oh my!?

Yea... Luis was at my place last night. Trust me.

I know. I was watching you.

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